Here’s a page stuffed full of jokes to make you laugh out load, chuckle and groan. Winnie the Witch and Wilbur think they’re hilarious – we bet you will too!
WITCH 1: What’s that on your shoulder?
WITCH 2: That’s tiny.
WITCH 1: Looks like a reptile to me.
WITCH 2: Yes, he’s my newt.
Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Because a vacuum cleaner is too noisy
Why did Winnie keep her wand in the fridge?
She was going through a cold spell
Where do ghosts do for their holidays?
The isle of fright
Which schoolboy wizard never goes to the barbers?
Hairy potter
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce show you a spell
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wand
Wand who?
Wand to come in
Why did Winnie give up tap dancing?
She kept falling into the sink
Did you hear about the witch who tried to iron her curtains?
She fell out of the window.
Why did the witch cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off
What do you give a witch at teatime?
A cup and sorcerer.
What does an Australian witch ride on?
A broomerang
Warning on the end of broomsticks:
Don’t fly off the handle!
When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
When you’re a mouse.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
How can you stop you cat from miaowing all night in the back garden?
Put him in the front garden.
Winnie’s Library
Short Skirts by Seymour Leg
The Haunted House by Hugo First
The Ghost’s Farewell by Fay de Way
Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks
Cookery for Beginners by Egon Chips
Winnie’s Sale
Bulldog for sale. Will eat anything. Especially fond of children.
Fourteen budgies. All going cheep,